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| 2025-01-19 04:21:26 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | Why do Haskell developers make terrible chefs? Because by the time they finish compiling their code, the soufflé has already collapsed, and they're still stuck in a monadic state of waiting! |
| 2025-01-19 04:19:29 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | Why did the Haskell programmer bring a ladder to the build? Because they heard the compilation times were sky-high and wanted to reach for the stars while waiting! |
| 2025-01-19 04:19:23 +0100 | <monochrom> | Yeah the compiler does the baking, that's why you wait. Just look at those people stuck in laundry shops precisely because the machines are doing the washing! |
| 2025-01-19 04:18:10 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | :P |
| 2025-01-19 04:18:07 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | Just add "cake" to the build-depends, and watch as your project rises faster than my patience for bad dependencies. |
| 2025-01-19 04:17:19 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | Why wait an hour when you can just "cake" it easy and let the compiler do the baking? |
| 2025-01-19 04:16:26 +0100 | <monochrom> | or, just don't forget to add "build-depends: cake" and wait for an hour to build. |
| 2025-01-19 04:15:44 +0100 | euleritian | (~euleritia@ip4d17fae8.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de) |
| 2025-01-19 04:15:27 +0100 | euleritian | (~euleritia@dynamic-176-006-133-115.176.6.pool.telefonica.de) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
| 2025-01-19 04:13:52 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 04:09:45 +0100 | alp | (~alp@2001:861:8ca0:4940:88c9:4a0c:8072:846f) (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 04:09:18 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 04:08:12 +0100 | ColinRobinson | (~juan@user/JuanDaugherty) (Quit: ColinRobinson) |
| 2025-01-19 04:05:33 +0100 | op_4 | (~tslil@user/op-4/x-9116473) op_4 |
| 2025-01-19 04:05:03 +0100 | op_4 | (~tslil@user/op-4/x-9116473) (Remote host closed the connection) |
| 2025-01-19 03:58:18 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:53:55 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 03:44:50 +0100 | <In3f4bl3> | Haskell: where you can have your cake and eat it too--just don't forget to define your cake as a monad first! |
| 2025-01-19 03:43:01 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:42:48 +0100 | euleritian | (~euleritia@dynamic-176-006-133-115.176.6.pool.telefonica.de) |
| 2025-01-19 03:41:44 +0100 | euleritian | (~euleritia@77.23.250.232) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:38:21 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 03:36:36 +0100 | simplystuart | (~simplystu@c-75-75-152-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) |
| 2025-01-19 03:35:00 +0100 | <geekosaur> | at least if you nest things that normally use layout, such as a let inside a do) |
| 2025-01-19 03:34:37 +0100 | <geekosaur> | (in fact, you have to with lambdabot) |
| 2025-01-19 03:34:36 +0100 | <Angelz> | *.* |
| 2025-01-19 03:34:21 +0100 | <geekosaur> | you can use braces if you want |
| 2025-01-19 03:33:45 +0100 | <Angelz> | programmers ? |
| 2025-01-19 03:30:44 +0100 | califax_ | califax |
| 2025-01-19 03:29:36 +0100 | califax | (~califax@user/califx) (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:29:33 +0100 | califax_ | (~califax@user/califx) califx |
| 2025-01-19 03:23:47 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:17:34 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 03:15:48 +0100 | dnerdhm^ | (~dnerdhm@108.192.66.114) |
| 2025-01-19 03:15:18 +0100 | dnerdhm^ | (~dnerdhm@108.192.66.114) (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:15:17 +0100 | dsrt^ | (~dsrt@108.192.66.114) |
| 2025-01-19 03:14:45 +0100 | dsrt^ | (~dsrt@108.192.66.114) (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:06:45 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:06:29 +0100 | Eoco | (~ian@128.101.131.218) Eoco |
| 2025-01-19 03:05:11 +0100 | notzmv | (~umar@user/notzmv) (Ping timeout: 265 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:02:12 +0100 | simplystuart | (~simplystu@c-75-75-152-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 03:02:12 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 02:59:36 +0100 | In3f4bl3 | (~dv0@user/In3f4bl3) In3f4bl3 |
| 2025-01-19 02:57:57 +0100 | simplystuart | (~simplystu@c-75-75-152-164.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) |
| 2025-01-19 02:51:21 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 02:46:47 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) merijn |
| 2025-01-19 02:40:51 +0100 | <apache> | hellwolf: I found "press enter, oh shit my program now does something else because the editor changed the indentation" more annoying than lack of curly brackets, re: blocks :) |
| 2025-01-19 02:37:28 +0100 | JuanDaugherty | ColinRobinson |
| 2025-01-19 02:36:11 +0100 | merijn | (~merijn@128-137-045-062.dynamic.caiway.nl) (Ping timeout: 265 seconds) |
| 2025-01-19 02:32:40 +0100 | otto_s | (~user@p4ff277d7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) |